Six on the Brain

AARON AND COURTNEY WEDDING PREP

2006-08-06T16:10:00.000-04:00

Click to Play WEDDING PREP

The Buzz Book at Comic-Con

2006-08-01T03:25:00.000-04:00

Click to Play Tim Leong of Comic Foundry figures out what the buzz book is at comic-con

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2006-07-31T18:00:00.000-04:00

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2006-06-09T17:31:00.000-04:00

Flash Slideshow

2006-04-15T21:29:00.001-04:00

I just saw this on the J School site"A lively design scheme created by student designers is one reason Vox magazine is considered a "must read" by Columbia residents. The award-winning publication explores cultural trends, local events and contemporary issues with an urban mentality and a hometown feel."A lively design scheme? Award winning? You're welcome.Check it.

2006-04-07T12:31:00.000-04:00

Pun Gives Rise to a MovieIn what may be the first movie based on a pun, DreamWorks Animation is planning to produce a computer-animated movie based on the children's book, Punk Farm. The Jarrett J. Krosoczka's tale concerns a group of farm animals, a chicken, a cow, a goat and a sheep, who form an underground rock band and together travel to the first animal music festival -- Livestock.

2006-04-03T15:46:00.000-04:00

www.ComicFoundry.comI just relaunched the whole shebang. Click or die.

2006-03-17T12:17:00.000-05:00

Train kills deaf US beauty queenYou can't make this stuff up.A deaf beauty queen has died after being struck by a train in the US state of Texas.Miss Deaf Texas, Tara Rose McAvoy, 18, who was deaf from birth, was hit by the train in Austin on Monday.The train continued to sound its horn right up to the accident, a witness told a local television station.The Texas Association of the Deaf had been

2006-03-15T12:36:00.000-05:00

ASME AwardsThe secion I used to do, Malegrams, was just nominated for the "Magazine Section" category for this year's ASME Awards, the Oscars of the magazine industry. This is actually very exciting. What a coup it'd be if we won. Well, not a coup, but it'd still kick ass.

2006-03-07T13:32:00.000-05:00

1.Everyday I break the law. Of gravity!Stick It! Featuring Missy Peregrym.2.The birthday invite I designed:3. ToiletLast nite I fixed an overflowing toilet. Water was coming out under the door. It was...gross.4. New York Comicon photosFor your viewing pleasure.5.RIP Edgar Stiles.We'll miss you, you studdering son of a bitch

2006-03-05T01:44:00.000-05:00

I just watched SNL and made this scientific analysis: Natalie Portman is hot. That is all.

2006-02-21T12:38:00.000-05:00

1. Countdown to NY Comicon3 days... This Friday marks the debut of the very first NYCC at the Javits Center. Should be a really cool event. If you're in the area, you should go, if for no other reason that I will be there.2. Check out this siteI got a promo in the mail today for a show opening on Thursday in Soho. I'm not going, but you should all check out the site. I'm not going to explain,

2006-02-10T10:47:00.000-05:00

Fun ways to spend your day:1. Find the sex offenders in your neighborhood2. Watch my videos on YouTube

2006-02-09T11:20:00.000-05:00

Here's a question: Does Isaiah Thomas actually think he's doing a good job?

2006-02-06T10:14:00.000-05:00

One: ...On Throwing DownIt was a rainy Saturday night. Dinner time. I went out to get a coke because my energy level was running on fumes. Umbrellas are for pussies, so I just put up my hood. As I crossed the street to go to the corner store, there were two guys coming my way. A red SUV waited to turn and once the two guys crossed the yellow line in the middle, he took off. Right at me.He came

2006-01-25T11:47:00.000-05:00

ONE Nerd-a-ramaI'm anxiously awaiting the results of the first month of scoring for season 2 of the comic book fantasy league I'm in. I warned you - total geekout time. Last season (also the inagural season) I finished seventh overall - out of the entire league. Hopefully I can crack the top 10 again this time.TWO Video-ramaI submitted my new TV pilot, Butterscotch, PR, to channel101.com and

2006-01-19T12:33:00.000-05:00

ONEI'm going to be on a conference call with Joss Whedon in a few hours. Very excited. I even get to ask him a question. Exciting!TWOI created a title sequence and did quite a bit of editing last night for the new short video we shot last weekend. I have to have the whole thing done and sent off to channel101.net by the 25th, which won't be a problem. I think it's come together very well so far.

2006-01-12T16:42:00.000-05:00

1I'm in the current STEP magazine. Page 95. 2I'm shooting a mini-movie/video/thingy this weekend. I wrote it and will be starring in it.3...It's for www.channel102.net

2006-01-03T12:50:00.000-05:00

Mulitmedia Link Blogging!These are all videosthat I find hilarious and am compelled to share. If one of these doesn't make you laugh, you can kill. Well, go ahead and kill me anyway. Please.1. Boom goes the Dynamite!And you thought KOMU was bad2. Wanna buy a winnebago?Incredble outtakes3. Okay, so I only had two videos.The rest are some photo galleries. Boring.• New Year's Party• Redecorating.

2005-12-07T14:57:00.000-05:00

one. where's tim?If you're looking for my name in this year's s p d book, don't bother. It ain't in there. 1) I didn't win anything. 2) my name was left off the volunteer list. Awesome! One of the few incentives of waking up at 6 and tredging through snow for three days - and I get left off. I was peeved at first, but now I say, "Eh, who gives a shit?"two. ex threeThe new X-Men 3 (or, X3) trailer

2005-11-29T11:05:00.000-05:00

1. Ronald MacDonald charged with stealing from Wendy'sMANCHESTER, N.H. (AP) -- You'd think that just working at a Wendy's restaurant would be difficult for Ronald MacDonald. Now, the 22-year-old MacDonald -- no relation to Ronald McDonald, the clown -- has been charged with stealing money from a safe at the Wendy's.Police said the restaurant manager called police early Monday, saying he found

2005-11-28T10:05:00.000-05:00

1. My holiday, in picturesClick for link, you turkeys2. I love chessI love chess beauty pagents even more.3. There's a tear in my crotchThat's "tear" as in rip, not as in someone has been crying. In my crotch. More specifically, in my Se7en jeans. Tim not happy about that.4. ScriptedI just finished a pretty solid draft of the Cancer Guy follow-up. I'm taking a more backseat approach to this one

2005-11-23T14:12:00.000-05:00

1. Fact I did not know until todayCelebrity Poker Showdown's Phil Gordon is 6'9"

2005-11-22T10:12:00.000-05:00

1. Hoverboard Not IncludedDress like Marty McFly (pre-shakes)

2005-11-21T14:16:00.000-05:00

1. University of Missouri J-School in, sigh, USA Today (today)But Tom Warhover, editor of the Columbia Missourian, which is staffed by University of Missouri students, says anxiety about industry economics has trumped concerns about journalism missteps. "Scandals give students cause for pause," he says. "But 'Will there be a newspaper to go to 10 years from now?' That's a question that is front

2005-11-16T12:41:00.000-05:00

1. Rachel Bilson lost her virginity at 14Proof.

2005-11-14T10:09:00.000-05:00

1. Announcing the debut of a new site - Timishilarious.comIt's a site to house my funnies, my videos I've shot and will be shooting and is generally just there so I can have another Web site to put my name in. Check out the debut original video, Guy, the Cancer Guy. It takes a while to load, so be patient. More videos TK.2. Tolerating profanity could save your life(via JC Christian) (KSL News)

2005-11-07T10:09:00.000-05:00

1. Saw Terp this weekendSame decibel level, new haircut.2. Send an e-mail to yourself in 20 yearsIt's the tech time capsule3. Hard or soft?Cover, that is. My old roommate borrowed this book from me and lost it. She replaced it with this this book. One is hardcover, the other is paperback. It throws off my entire bookshelf.4. I'm going grayIn some close examinations, I found 8-10 gray hairs in my

2005-11-03T10:27:00.000-05:00

1. I'M A GOD WARRIOR!Please tell me you saw this lady last night.2. The Power is On!I saw The Go! Team in concert last night. Awesome. There was this great energy in the show and the performers that soaked into the crowd. Contagious. Like bird flu.3. I think my next movie might be about abortionOr stunt doubles.4. You Silly Girls Wasted Four Years of J School

2005-11-02T11:05:00.000-05:00

1. Go see The WeathermanVery good. Very surprised. Also pretty funny. They somehow get away with making jokes involving camel toes, cunts and fat people. Any time I try that people cry.2. IFCWatch me on TV, damnit.Friday November 4th4:00PM IFC News Special: Comicon ChroniclesFriday November 11th3:30PM IFC News Special: Comicon ChroniclesThursday November 17th5:15PM IFC News Special: Comicon

2005-11-01T10:29:00.000-05:00

1. Celebrity SightingSarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. walking south on 59th and 1st last nite. (yes, she's hot)2. Strange facts about Pulp Fiction's The GimpPlayed by actor Stephen Hibbert. Besides acting, Hippert is also a writer and penned "It's Pat," and was a writer on Boy Meets World and Mad TV.3. The PalmI'm going to a mural unveiling at New York's famous The Palm restaurant

2005-10-31T12:59:00.000-05:00

1. Interesting story re: the Katrina aftermath.Then again, I'm a sucker for voodoo.http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/10/31/katrina.voodoo.ap/index.html2. I met Chris Ware FridayDon't know who that is? Figure it out.3. Good Night, Nurse!Anyone have a transcript of that convo from last nite?

2005-10-28T10:25:00.000-04:00

1. Seriously bad news:I have been unseated and am now in second place in my fantasy comics league.2. This is the coolest image I've seen in a while:3. I'm shooting a short comedy film tomorrowIt's about cancer. And it's funny. Oh, c'mon! Don't you have a sense of tumor?4. Tim's STL scheduleArrive 11/24 @10:20 AM. Leave 11/27 @10:26 AM

2005-10-24T12:09:00.000-04:00

1. Halloween costumeStill contemplating going as Clark Kent, ie, myself with a Superman shirt underneath.2. Might go to an art show toniteHeinz Edelmannhttp://www.schoolofvisualarts.edu/sa/index.jsp?sid0=5&page_id=139&event_id=2413. Su-Doku!Who knows su-doku? It's this amazing puzzle set that deals with numbers and logic and reasoning. It's like a numerical crossword puzzle, without the questions

2005-10-20T10:26:00.000-04:00

1. What ever happened to Delta Burke?This is what I think about on my way to work. (that also rhymes)2. Remember when 311 was the shit?Maybe that was just my school? 3. World SeriesI'm definitely rooting for the White Sox. Well, I actually will not be watching any of it, but I will be hoping for the destruction of the Astros.4. Sufjan StevensThey Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have

2005-10-18T09:31:00.000-04:00

1. Who saw that Pujols homer?Unreal. Seriously...wow.2. What I'm reading:Blankets (just finished)Maus v1Arkham Asylum3. Want to see me on TV?Then go to www.IFC.com and click on Chronicles of Comicon4. Just got LOST on DVDVia care package from mommy5. What I'm listening to:• The new Franz Ferdinand album• Neko Case• The Go! Team6. So, I have World Series ticketsI badly want the Cards to win. It's

2005-10-14T12:40:00.000-04:00

1. I'm interviewing some for CF right nowMarv Wolfman. He has an interesting voice.2. The color purpleI'm wearing it today. Lavender, actually.3. I'm going to a Jim Lee signing today.And also going to see Good Night and Good Luck4. Rain, rain, go awayIt's been raining like a mofo here. It's cold. And rainy. It's killing me. Obviously, I'm cold and wet.5. Friendster So, has there been a big blog

2005-10-11T12:03:00.000-04:00

Getting back into my old routine1. World SeriesI'm making a push to get World Series tickets. You can register on www.stlcardinals.com for a random drawing to QUALIFY for the opportunity to purchase tickets. Ive entered my name, gotten a few friends to register for me, my parents, my sister, and I'm about to use my grandma's info as well. I kinda want to go.2. MarthaFor some reason, this was just

2005-10-07T17:55:00.000-04:00

Ive decided the ressurect my idea for shooting a bunch of comedy clips. They were going to be for a cable access show...but that died. Time aint on my side. We'll start simple with Guy the Cancer Guy and work our way up. Amber is shooting.

2005-10-06T12:12:00.000-04:00

So, my boss just came into my office and closed the door.HIM: "What's the worst work-related news I can give you, besides me leaving or you being fired?"ME: "Well, I'd probably reverse that order."The new work hours are now 9-6 instead of the lush 10-7 we had before. This is actually a good thing for me. I've been trying to pull off the 4-8:30 sleep routine and was failing in the mornings. This

2005-06-13T23:57:00.000-04:00

My parents put my 15-year old dog to sleep on Saturday. Well, not to sleep. To death. That makes me sadder than you'll know.

2005-03-20T15:27:00.000-05:00

One: My Press Kit!A JPG of our comic-format press release

2005-03-18T10:28:00.001-05:00

One: De zine, de zine!I did some really good design work yesterday. I haven't in a while, so it felt great.Two: NCAA TourneyAfter Day One, I'm 13-3...Three: Is it just me?I really feel like the

2005-03-18T10:28:00.000-05:00

One: De zine, de zine!I did some really good design work yesterday. I haven't in a while, so it felt great.Two: NCAA TourneyAfter Day One, I'm 13-3...Three: Is it just me?I really feel like the

2005-03-15T00:56:00.000-05:00

One: I haven't blogged in foreverI've been so friggin busy. I was up until 7 AM yesterday working on a press kit for Comic Foundry. We had one close to completion but I decided to scrap it and start from scratch. Although I am completely drained, it was a great experience. Instead of a straight press release, we (amber) re-wrote it to be like a comic book. It really is pretty fucking cool.Two:

2005-03-07T10:47:00.000-05:00

One: Decision '05.1I'm going to Comicon. It's the biggest convention of the year - San Diego in July - 87,000 people. Oh, and a press pass for me. Sounds awesome.Two: Decision '05.2I'm going to buy a digital video camera. I'll need one if I'm going to make my TV show. Plus I can make cool mini-docus - like going to Comicon!Three: Who's the boss?Tony's definitely not. Check out this string of

2005-03-04T11:19:00.000-05:00

One: And he smelled good tooI've never been shoulder-checked by a homeless person. Until this morning.Two: BMBI just scored an interview with the No. 1 guy in the comic business.Three: MoCCAI'm working at the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art tonite. If you're in the area, stop by - it's the grand opening of this cool new animation exhibit. I'm also on staff this MondayFour: Open-finger surgerySo..

2005-03-02T15:13:00.000-05:00

One: Comic FoundryThe new issue of Comic Foundry is up and running - please go check it out: here. It's got some great info, as well as a new column by Fiscus. This one only took until 3 AM to do.Two: Industry Talk part 1Anyone see the new Vibe cover? Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Best cover of the year. Awesome. I can't even look at it it's so good.Three: Industry Talk part 2The new Esquire DD was

2005-02-28T14:20:00.000-05:00

One: Timtation IslandThat's the name of a sketch for my TV show. I don't know what it's about, though. Any ideas?Two: Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner on meI just got a raise. Big time, about time.Three: OscarsCan someone explain Cate Blanchett last nite during her acceptance speech about her son and Marty's daughter marrying?Four: What I'm Listening To:Pretty Girls Make Graves - "If You Hate Your

2005-02-25T12:01:00.000-05:00

One: Went to the Knicks game last niteSeventh row. At the Garden. Me and Drew Larry. Knicks vs. Sixers. Good game. Well, better than I thought it'd be. CWebb wasn't playing yet and the Sixers only dressed seven guys - eight if you count Rodney Rogers, who showed up half-way into the second quarter. >>>I got the tickets for free from someone at work. About an hour later, my Ex IMs me asking me If

2005-02-24T00:04:00.000-05:00

One: I feel no pity for people who kill themselvesFirst off, what would be the point? They're dead. Second, it's what they deserve. It's what they wanted. I just don't understand why people kill themselves. It's just something I can't wrap my head around. I cannot imagine a situation bad enough where the only option would be to take my own life. It's just ridiculous. Worse, it's weak. It's a sign

2005-02-23T14:26:00.000-05:00

One: Am I a serial dater?I'm starting to get that impression. What's the definition of such?Two: Okay, I'm totally hooked to the OCI don't know why. Maybe it's because of the comics. Maybe it's because of Rachel Bilson. Maybe it's because of the theme song. No, definitely not the theme song. All I know is that Oliver kid was one crazy squid.Three: Fashion ResolutionI'm trying to wear more pants

2005-02-22T11:33:00.000-05:00

The Amazing Adventures of Tim and...one: THE BRASS MONKEYWent to Brass Monkey with a whole lot of people Friday. Drew, Jules, Angler, Buzzkill, Leila, Corie, Kang. The topic of the night was the proper use and maneuvering of The Shocker. No, I am not joking. (Note: No one was shocked that evening)two: THE HOMELESS PERSONWhen I came home from the bar, I got to the top of the stairs and stopped and

2005-02-17T12:07:00.000-05:00

One: This is me venting.Vox looks horrible. It's digressed to styles that are unthinkable, unfashionable and just plain uncool. I've also seen possible logo redesigns!!! WHAT? Apparently they plan on redesigning. You must be joking. Please, if there's any humanity in this grim world, tell me this is a big joke. I know it's not, and that's one of the things that makes me a bitter young man -

2005-02-16T13:41:00.000-05:00

Drew Larry and I are thinking of starting a t-shirt business. Here are some of the better ones we've come up with (all within the past 5 hours)One: A picture of Viktor Uschenko (sp) dressed as a bartender, holding bottles of stoli and vodka. CAPTION: Pick Your PoisonTwo: A red shirt with a giant Russian man finishing a right-handed fadeaway.CAPTION: Nothing but NyetThree: A picture of either an

2005-02-15T14:39:00.000-05:00

One: Best Press Release Headline Ever:ERECTOR INTRODUCES RADIO CONTROLLED HUMMER'Play Begins More Quickly'Featuring the 7 slot grille and distinctive body design, this Erector set will delight construction toy enthusiasts and HUMMER fans alike. Two: From the guy at Wendy's:Jamal: You're the only person today that knew what they wanted. The only one.As I walked to the counter to pay my $4.30, I

2005-02-14T10:31:00.000-05:00

One: Fuck V-Day, check out my site!Comic Foundry is now up and running. I finished working on it around 5 in the AM. Please feel free to do the following:• Go there• Create a profile• Check out the boards• Read the articles• Link to CF from your own blog Big props to Fiscus for copy editing all the stories. While you're at it, check out her, er, the Grammar Guru in the Articles section.Two: My

2005-02-12T22:36:00.000-05:00

One: I had no intention of blogging toniteBut then I saw the latest Vox cover. And threw up.

2005-02-11T10:39:00.000-05:00

One: Well, it looks like the hockey season is officially dead.Question: Does anyone care? Does anyone even miss it? I don't.Two: Question about girls with really long finger nailsI mean those really, really long nails that curl around - at least three inches. I saw some woman like that on the subway yesterday and it really freaked me out. Anyway - this question was brought to me and it's one I

2005-02-09T14:21:00.000-05:00

One: Okay, okay...we get it. Now go wash your face Two: Who do I still know at MU that reads this? I can't figure it out. Actually, I can't figure out why ANYONE reads this, but... Three: MoCCA I think I'm going to help out with various projects for the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art. Fun stuff....I went to a four-hour meeting yesterday. It was like being in a budget meeting all over again.

2005-02-08T10:15:00.000-05:00

One: Launch I think we're about a day and a half out from our "soft" launch. It's at that point we'll be doing a limited PR blitz. A week later, the bombs will fall. Two: J-School paid off Thanks to a little schooling and ingenuity, I found the email addresses to a lot of top comic people. Three: Movie I saw over the weekend: • Million Dollar Baby • The Aviator After watching The Aviator, I

2005-02-04T10:28:00.000-05:00

One: I can't tell you how much my balls hurt. That about sums it up. Two: I see the OC I think I'm the only person who watches the OC for the comic book references. Three: Site - Web site Hopefully the site will be finished up this weekend... Four: New idea for my TV show: Random acts of Blindness. It will be this character that goes blind at the most random and incredibly inconvenient moments

2005-02-01T10:46:00.000-05:00

One: On my way to work... I saw a woman helping this elderly man get out of his car walk to a building. As they got over the sidewalk the man started to lean to his left. He kept leaning and leaning as if the whole thing was in slow motion. Finally he just bit it and fell - right into a large pile of trash. Two: Ever been to Decibel? Probably not. It's a tiny Japanese place in the village. I

2005-01-31T15:28:00.000-05:00

I'm sick today. I'm at home.

2005-01-27T14:45:00.000-05:00

One: You can call me Fosco Introducing the Hobbit Name Generator... Two: Song I'm listening to: Paint it Black by the Rolling Stones. I just love the opening and then it just explodes and kicks into high gear. Plus it was in the end credits to the Devil's Advocate. Three: Return of the Teenage Crotch Shot Alicia returned on Smallville! I liked her a lot more this time around, even though was

2005-01-26T10:35:00.000-05:00

One: New comics today! For all you non-comic people out there, all the new comics come out on Wednesdays. That's today. It's quite an adventure going to the comic store on a Wednesday. The place is always packed, geek-to-geek. These are my people, these are my readers. It's just very surreal being in that environment with people debating if Green Lantern: Rebirth kicks ass or not. I'm hoping they

2005-01-24T10:48:00.000-05:00

One: I'm looking for... Lenar Clark. Anybody know his e-mail address? Two: SPD I worked as a volunteer at the SPD judging this weekend. That included waking up at 7 so I could get there by 8:15 (in the morning). The task was much more difficult the second day after it snowed. I met a TON of people there and took some photos that I'll post in a few days. Three: Comic convention I went after the

2005-01-21T10:34:00.000-05:00

One: Thank god for tolerance Christian activist groups have issued a warning against the latest SpongeBob Square Pants video, claiming he promotes homosexuality. The part about the CNN story is the caption: SpongeBob lives in a pineapple under the sea. Two: Can it be? Is Michael Powell finally leaving the FCC? It could only be a bad thing if someone worse replaces him... Three: NEW PORTISHEAD

2005-01-20T14:04:00.000-05:00

One: Taken from an office e-mail: Where's XXXXX? vaseline event. back in the office around 5:30. Two: TV WW was a bit of a snooze fest last nite. I felt like they had some of the fast verbal jabs, but not enough to pass as a Sorkin episode. You had a date tonight? I have a date every night. Three: Shoe money tonite! I just got a (FREE) pair of New Balance 604 shoes. Not too shabby. After

2005-01-18T10:27:00.000-05:00

One: Journalism Ethics Question So, I'm working on this comic site. Let's say I wanted to run a story along the lines of "the best self-publishing advice from message boards." 1) could I just copy/paste from someone's message board and give an attribution? 2) does it require permission from the owner of the post/poster? What do you guys/gals think? Two: Movie I saw House of Flying Daggers. It

2005-01-12T10:46:00.000-05:00

Great coversation, but the sex was lousy... One: I haven't posted in forever. And a day. I've been quite busy at work (at my job and on the site). Lots of things have happened since... Two: By the numbers: Number of games I played with my sister and her boyfriend: 3 Number of stories we got to in Jenga: 31 Number of cards I had in my hand when I lost in Uno: 30 How much it cost my guests to

2005-01-07T10:25:00.000-05:00

One: Interview I did an incredibly huge interview for the site yesterday. This one will put us on the map. We even talked about Will Eisner, rest in peace. And I have to say - for being a designer and not really interviewing that many people in the latter half of my collegiate career, I did okay. Two: Bacon. Egg. Cheese. Roll. I've been eating these sandwiches for breakfast for the past three

2005-01-05T10:55:00.000-05:00

One: Jack the Ripper-Offer My sister got in this morning and has already been ripped off. It must be a record. What? 15 minutes? She and her boyfriend got into a black Lincoln "taxi." Sixty bucks later, they arrived to my apartment. A normal cab costs about $25. Smooth. Two: I heart Ashlee Not to piggy-back off Fiscus, BUT...This Ashlee site is great. It has a record of every little thing that

2005-01-04T10:31:00.000-05:00

Silencio... ONE: Days Off I've been off work since this past Friday. It's been one laid back ride. I had yesterday off and was going to be quite productive, but then I woke up at 3 and, well... TWO: Movies I saw: • Closer Very good. Everyone did great jobs - especially Clive Owen. • The Life Aquatic Not so good. Cate Blanchett looked great, though. Here's the deal with this one - I think you

2004-12-29T10:53:00.000-05:00

One: Sin City I don't think you people took me seriously on this Sin City post. Let me just give you a rundown of who stars in it: Jessica Alba ....Rosario Dawson ....Elijah Wood ....Maria Bello ....Bruce Willis ....Benicio Del Toro ....Michael Clarke Duncan .... Carla Gugino ....Josh Hartnett ....Michael Madsen ....Jaime King ....Brittany Murphy ....Clive Owen ....Mickey Rourke ....Nick Stahl

2004-12-23T22:59:00.000-05:00

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I just watched the trailer for Sin City and it fucking blew my mind. I hadn't planned on blogging for a while, but once I saw that trailer, I had to. Go watch it. Please. It looks incredible. Get on the comic bandwagon now!

2004-12-22T13:06:00.000-05:00

One: HSX I dumped a bunch of stocks and reorganized my HSX portfolio. Get Iron Man and the Confederacy of Dunces while they're still low! In other HSX news, I finally broke the 60M mark, thanks to a 6-point jump in X-men 3... Oh, and I need to find a way to break past the 98 percentile Two: Xmas Yeah for holiday gifts from EICs

2004-12-21T13:10:00.000-05:00

One: My foot is dead I have to go to a podiatrist tomorrow. Scratch that. I am deciding to go to a podiatrist tomorrow. I don't think my foot ever healed from that spider bite I had a while back. Two: I was just thinking about... that time in high school when I suggested to the Jewish student teacher that we call this plan I had for the yearbook the "Schlieffen Plan." What's the Schlieffen Plan?

2004-12-19T16:37:00.000-05:00

One: DECEMBER 2004 PLAYLIST: Love Machine by The Miracles The Truth by Handsome Boy Modeling School Two Words by Kanye West Go On by The Elected Somebody Told Me by The Killers Naomi by Neutral Milk Hotel Take It Off by The Donnas Xmas Cake by Rilo Kiley The Sound of Settling by Death Cab for Cutie Y Control by Yeah Yeah Yeahs Two: Now we need Scully! This works out great! Mark Mulder to the

2004-12-17T14:20:00.000-05:00

ONE: Have you seen this? Big Ass Titties. It's a rap video and it's hilarious. You may want to put the headphones on if you're at work.

2004-12-15T11:37:00.000-05:00

One: Buy or Rent (eria)? My position has changed. I think we will sign in. I really think we will. And then once we get him, our lineup will be THAT much more attractive for Tim Hudson or some other guy. Two: Records I now have a deleted items and sent folder in my email. Odd story, but I didnt before. Weird, I know. But now I do. You'd be how much better your life is when you have a sent folder

2004-12-14T14:04:00.000-05:00

One: Did you know Portia De Rossi is a lesbian? Well, she is. Now she's with Ellen... Two: Funniest video you'll see this week... Click here. It's a friendly video of Carl Lewis, yes THE Carl Lewis. Olympic gold medalist, world-record holder and vocal artist. Yes, it's a video of Carl Lewis singing. Well, it's a music video. While he works out. In the 80s. And gets it on with an elderly woman.

2004-12-13T19:25:00.000-05:00

I have a fever and the only prescription is more cow bell. One: Ocean's 12 Saw it. Liked it. Didn't love it. Next: A Very Long Engagement, Closer Two: STL Sports The time has come. Someone fire Mike Martz. I have a feeling it's about to get ugly for the Cards. We're about to lose Matheny, which I can deal with. We have Molina, who is no Matheny, but he'll do. We're about to lose Renteria,

2004-12-09T13:29:00.000-05:00

ONE: Was offered a job interview today I turned it down. TWO: Posters! My censorship posters arrived today. Fun! Now I need four frames. THREE: Plans Got a date tonite. FOUR: Content Trying to book some more interviews for the site. Drew Larry is the all star for the week for interviewing a comic stud yesterday. FIVE: Get Lost It's official: Lost is the best show on television.

2004-12-08T13:12:00.000-05:00

ONE: Dude, what's my origin? The answer is... TWO: How do you convince criminals not to snitch on other criminals? Easy, you put out a DVD

2004-12-07T09:23:00.000-05:00

Oops. One: It appears I'm a thief I was going through a box in my apartment, and I found a notebook with a whole bunch of plans for magazine jobs and contacts - something I used while in school (Fall 2002). Upon further review, it appears it's not actually my notebook. In fact, it belongs to Crystal Moore. Who is that? I have no idea, but I have her notebook. How do I know this? To quote a

2004-12-06T15:11:00.000-05:00

I have been uber-busy. One: the Site The site is going extremely well. I spent all weekend creating sketches for templates of the different pages. Now I'm re-thinking a lot of it (not the sketches, but the site) because we just stumbled onto a breakthrough development. I won't post on here what that development is, but if you email me privately, I can share. Or Cher. Two: Carlos D has Herpes

2004-12-01T10:55:00.000-05:00

ONE: HOLY FUCKING SHIT According to my records, I haven't blogged in forever. My deepest and sincerest apologies. TWO: Recap Got home. Ate. Slept. Took out the dog. Repeat six times. Comic shop. Casino. Visit cousin. Family portrait. Hang with cousins. Shoot video. Shoot shit. Thanksgiving. Again. Family in town. 80th birthday party. Book store. Read. Home. THREE: My dog ate our turkey Well,

2004-11-24T01:02:00.000-05:00

Whew. ONE: Photos I'm taking a shit-load of them. When I get a chance to upload some, you'll have yourself quite the gallery. I JUST added one in the links section, as a teaser... TWO: The Gambler I went to the Ameristar Casino tonite with my family. Yes, that's right, a family trip to the casino. I cashed in twenty bucks and started playing video poker. That pretty much sucked and I lost six

2004-11-22T13:05:00.000-05:00

Smeared Black Ink. ONE: Comics Pictures from the comic convention are in a link on the right. TWO: Best line on TV last nite: "I'm giving notice. I believe two weeks is standard. Now get out of my way, Paul, before I push you to the ground and go to the bathroom on you." - Alan Shore, Boston Legal

2004-11-19T11:14:00.000-05:00

ONE: Smallville To appease Nina, here goes: Wednesday's Smallville was pretty good. Although, this whole thing with Lana is just dumb. It's just plain dumb. It's cool she's got some dude in her life, but the whole with thing is just ridiculous. And now you're throwing Dr. Quinn in the mix, it's just getting nutty - even for Smallville. What would be cool is that if she dropped down in the social

2004-11-18T13:24:00.000-05:00

ONE: Gray Anatomy I found a fucking gray hair in the side of my head last nite. What the ef?!? TWO: Donnas-tella So, I'm listening to The Donnas right now. They have a lot of sexually charged lyrics. Note: This is not a complaint. THREE: Indian I got Indian food today. I hardly ever eat Indian. I like it a lot, but I just usually don't. I had someone pick it out for me because I am THAT

2004-11-17T14:24:00.000-05:00

ONE: Arrested Development I didn't realize AD was so political. It's great. 1) The family is in trouble for "light treason" for building houses in Iraq 2) After Gob finds a signed contract with Saddam, he sits in a chair for seven minutes while trying to figure out what to do (Bush via My Pet Goat on 9/11) 3) Michael Mooreish appearance 4) Gob flying down in a crazy get-up with a Mission

2004-11-16T10:27:00.000-05:00

ONE: Comic Site The place holder page for Comic Foundry is up and running. Even has a fancy e-mail address. Yay for progress. TWO: Comics This Identity Crisis series is really good. Lots of twists. Lots of turns. THREE: Ninja love Three cheers for Ninjas!

2004-11-15T10:41:00.000-05:00

Me blog you long time. ONE: Funniest Site of the Year What Would Uncle Jesse Do? This site is pure comedy. I personally recommend Uncle Jesse's diary. (c/o Drew Larry) TWO: New Pics These new photos are from the faux game nite on Saturday. Egyptian Ratscrew was played. However, no Egyptians (or rats) were screwed during the nite. THREE: Comic Site Update • A name has been picked out. Business

2004-11-10T10:34:00.000-05:00

If I could write all of this is 16-pt teal, I would. ONE: ipod My ipod froze so I rebooted the little guy. When it came back on, instead of having the menus, it had an icon of the ipod with Xs through its eyes and had a frown. It's dead. Oh well, I guess I'll have to buy a new one... TWO: what's in a name? i had two new suggestions: • dotcomic • comicazi I like both. Sadly, they are already

2004-11-09T10:43:00.000-05:00

ONE: Coat. Today is a cold one. I walk to work, so I always dress a little warmer than usual. And so today, I unveiled my pea coat for it's first use this season. As I put it on, I noticed the pockets were quite full. The contents: • business card for Brian Joseph at the Desert Sun • business card for QQ Sushi at 403 E. 70th st. • two pay stubs • a Post-It note with the address to Ace Bar (531 E.

2004-11-08T14:53:00.000-05:00

ONE: What's in a name? Anyone have an idea for a name for this comic Web site that is in the works? Don't forget the three C's of brainstorming... TWO: Quiz for Nerds! What file extension are you? THREE: This place is a zoo Literally. I'm talking about the Central Park Zoo. I went there on Sunday with Steve and Scrotto. While we were watching the sea lion feeding (they were being fed, not fed

2004-11-04T11:24:00.000-05:00

ONE: Right said, Fred TWO: Site, Web site I got a hit from a Hachette IP address yesterday. I no longer know anyone that works at a Hachette mag. This piques my interested. Indeed. THREE: Luthor. Lex Luthor. This guy makes the show. What was on floor 33.1? I don't understand how they brought in the Mxyzptlk character. They totally changed it. Or is he really the quirky alien man with a

2004-11-03T15:11:00.000-05:00

I don't really feel like blogging right now, but here I go. ONE: election... What REALLY gets me is that all the gay marriage bans passed. That just really pisses me off. And clearly it was that vote that spurred on all the conservatives and tipped the balance. TWO: Dan Ratherisms of the nite: "It don't mean a thing if we don't get those swing states." "We might need to call in Billy Crystal to